I made red lentils with tomato and spinach for dinner! Yes, from an actual recipe! I even had all the ingredients on hand except that I used chard instead of baby spinach.
It was sufficiently edible. Cooking it was very easy, and was only briefly interrupted by me dropping a wine glass on the floor directly under my heel that I was in the process of lowering to said floor. I used spare pieces of chard to mop up the small drops of blood.
I ate half of the meal and left the rest for tomorrow's lunch. Kissy helped me clean the saucepan.
[Recipe from stonesoup virtual cookery school.]